8 Miles Wide

There's nothing more relaxing than listening to a bald man playing the piano with an MILF with great voice singing country music. It's mystical. Come on, come in, come inside.

Fruit Salad Yummy Yummy

Just what the hell is going on with today's kid's show? This is a video that surely places the "what" in the "f*ck". It's clearly disturbing and ridiculously horrifying that will not let you sleep for a week. The puppets looked like their into something, maybe about 5-10 pills. This is what a bored man, a puppet show and acid can do.

Now watch the video of the puppet pointing fingers of hell.



This is another version from another hell.



Want moar horror?

Sit On You

Yeah, that's right this man is knows how to sit. He will sit on you. It's a funny video that you can watch repeatedly because you just can't get enough of it (not really). Watch in awe as he sits on anyone and anywhere. The video is amazing showing his super special sitting powers along with a very catchy tune. It's amazing because once you finished watching this video, you just realized that you've wasted 2 mins of your life.

See Me Eat Nipples

You weren't thinking of something perverted are you?

Here's a little Indian Song Subtitle Spoof or something something from our brown brothers. It's a catchy song that's been maliciously ridiculed and turned into a perverted song by a polite white man. Don't be offended though, it's ridiculously funny. It's made for the funny and it's not supposed to be serious (anything on this blog isn't meant to be serious). So, sit back, watch and let laughs roll.

Nobody (Wonder Girls) - Policeman Style

Here's a story of a sad policeman who doesn't know what to do. One day, he went shopping and bought a camera at eBay. While doing some things that nobody cares about like Blogging and earning money being an attention whore, he heard of this song that Nobody cares about. He then accidentally the whole camera. Is it bad?

If you know this song, then I sympathize with you. Sadly, I found this song through this epic policeman (dunno) video who knows what he's doing.



He's got moves I tell ya.

*not mine...*