Ultra Brutal Hardcore Cannibal Corpse Death Metal Band

These guys know their stuff. This band is in no league with today's shitty emo bands. This is fucking metal, brutal... the most bad ass motherfucker!

Dango Dai Doitso Ear Cancer

Yes, this is what it is. An ear cancer. Listen to this god dammned video inspired by THAT GOD DAMN DANGO SONG. Yes, this is Dango Dai Doitsu. Enjoy your AIDS.

8 Miles Wide

There's nothing more relaxing than listening to a bald man playing the piano with an MILF with great voice singing country music. It's mystical. Come on, come in, come inside.

Fruit Salad Yummy Yummy

Just what the hell is going on with today's kid's show? This is a video that surely places the "what" in the "f*ck". It's clearly disturbing and ridiculously horrifying that will not let you sleep for a week. The puppets looked like their into something, maybe about 5-10 pills. This is what a bored man, a puppet show and acid can do.

Now watch the video of the puppet pointing fingers of hell.



This is another version from another hell.



Want moar horror?

Sit On You

Yeah, that's right this man is knows how to sit. He will sit on you. It's a funny video that you can watch repeatedly because you just can't get enough of it (not really). Watch in awe as he sits on anyone and anywhere. The video is amazing showing his super special sitting powers along with a very catchy tune. It's amazing because once you finished watching this video, you just realized that you've wasted 2 mins of your life.

Do You Really Have To Be In a Girl's Mouth To Make Babies?

Now, this is one funny parody. He's (Rainn Wilson) curious and he's scary to look at, it's like pedophilia gone wrong. But srsly, do you really have to be in a girl's mouth to make babies?

It's Not Jackie Chan

Yep, it's certainly NOT Jackie Chan alright. It's fun and ridiculously non sense! You'll laugh your ass out and you don't even know why! Play this game and lose all the time!

It's a spoof of a board game advertisement obviously but I think this black guy thinks otherwise...

The Best Pool Slide Trick Ever

This guy's got talent which makes Olympic Swimmers and Gymnasts look gay. He's got the balls of steel. Just look at his slide tricks.

Harry... You Touched My Tralala

Add Harry Potter, Snape, a perverted song and a sick bastard behind the computer with a lot of time on his hands...what do we get?

Real Life Street Fighter: Bonus Round

Ready. One Two Three... Go!!

The Scary Mary Poppin

Who doesn't know Mary Poppins?? She's the friendly, flying, magic user with over 9000 Int that can fix your room in a sec. She also sings and tell you to be a good kid.

You do remember this song?


Now let's have a bit of unfunny twist in that childhood memory of yours.

Feel Good Film

Man Bites Dog

Oh yes, you'll definitely feel good by watching this film. It's an excellent film written and filmed by Rémy Belvaux. The story is touching and so dramatic yet sooo shocking that you'll cry your guts out. You'd be moved by how Benoît Poelvoorde acted in this film. He's so adorable and so convincing, you'd cry out to god that he'd give you cancer. Watch it, I recommend it!

Here's a fan made trailer that will make you baawwwww



The guy who made this trailer is really good, I like it.

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?!

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Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!


I don't really get why I really like that phrase but it got stuck in my head since I watched the movie Pulp Fiction.

This isn't really a spoof but it's a fan made video that's pretty funny. Well, not really. It has some cool typography showing his cool fonts and slide shows that a fifth grader couldn't do. It's a funny video for people who don't want dubs because they can't understand what the hell the actors are saying. It's also recommended for people who can't understand spoken English and wants a subtitled version instead.

Here's the vid.

See Me Eat Nipples

You weren't thinking of something perverted are you?

Here's a little Indian Song Subtitle Spoof or something something from our brown brothers. It's a catchy song that's been maliciously ridiculed and turned into a perverted song by a polite white man. Don't be offended though, it's ridiculously funny. It's made for the funny and it's not supposed to be serious (anything on this blog isn't meant to be serious). So, sit back, watch and let laughs roll.

Metal Gear Solid Spoof Feat Hideo Kojima

When talking about being manly or showing off how big your balls are... think of Metal Gear Solid. The protagonist, Solid Snake, is the manest man in the world. He's the Rambo of games, an apprentice of Chuck Norris. He's the Solid of all Snakes and he can surprise buttsecks anyone without making a sound. But who's the man behind this stealth moving set of programmed pixel painted wtf character? That's Hideo Kojima. He knows what he's doing and he's a lot better than you.

If you're a Metal Gear Solid Fan, then here's a vid for you.

Nobody (Wonder Girls) - Policeman Style

Here's a story of a sad policeman who doesn't know what to do. One day, he went shopping and bought a camera at eBay. While doing some things that nobody cares about like Blogging and earning money being an attention whore, he heard of this song that Nobody cares about. He then accidentally the whole camera. Is it bad?

If you know this song, then I sympathize with you. Sadly, I found this song through this epic policeman (dunno) video who knows what he's doing.



He's got moves I tell ya.

*not mine...*

The Brokeback Fight Club

I bet most of you Internet monkeys (especially 4chan /b/tards) know Fight Club. It's a great novel which was later made into a film/movie. The most memorable character, Tyler Durden, doing his "work" which motivated teens and adults into doing... well... something productive... "Monkey Think, Monkey Do" eh?

Fight Club tells the story of Tyler Durden. It tells how cool he is and that he can make you suck his balls. He is one of the coolest psychopaths, he's probably the clown in same class as Patrick Bateman taking lessons from Jigsaw, frequently scolded by Principal Lecter.

Well anyway!!!
Since it's my favorite movie, this is the first spoof vid!
*Again, it's not mine*