Monday, August 24, 2009

Ultra Brutal Hardcore Cannibal Corpse Death Metal Band

These guys know their stuff. This band is in no league with today's shitty emo bands. This is fucking metal, brutal... the most bad ass motherfucker!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Dango Dai Doitso Ear Cancer

Yes, this is what it is. An ear cancer. Listen to this god dammned video inspired by THAT GOD DAMN DANGO SONG. Yes, this is Dango Dai Doitsu. Enjoy your AIDS.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

8 Miles Wide

There's nothing more relaxing than listening to a bald man playing the piano with an MILF with great voice singing country music. It's mystical. Come on, come in, come inside.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Fruit Salad Yummy Yummy

Just what the hell is going on with today's kid's show? This is a video that surely places the "what" in the "f*ck". It's clearly disturbing and ridiculously horrifying that will not let you sleep for a week. The puppets looked like their into something, maybe about 5-10 pills. This is what a bored man, a puppet show and acid can do.

Now watch the video of the puppet pointing fingers of hell.



This is another version from another hell.



Want moar horror?

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Sit On You

Yeah, that's right this man is knows how to sit. He will sit on you. It's a funny video that you can watch repeatedly because you just can't get enough of it (not really). Watch in awe as he sits on anyone and anywhere. The video is amazing showing his super special sitting powers along with a very catchy tune. It's amazing because once you finished watching this video, you just realized that you've wasted 2 mins of your life.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Do You Really Have To Be In a Girl's Mouth To Make Babies?

Now, this is one funny parody. He's (Rainn Wilson) curious and he's scary to look at, it's like pedophilia gone wrong. But srsly, do you really have to be in a girl's mouth to make babies?

It's Not Jackie Chan

Yep, it's certainly NOT Jackie Chan alright. It's fun and ridiculously non sense! You'll laugh your ass out and you don't even know why! Play this game and lose all the time!

It's a spoof of a board game advertisement obviously but I think this black guy thinks otherwise...